Saturday, December 30, 2006

I know all about you . . .

( From 30 Dec 2006)

So I get home and want to check my email but my 17 year old son is on the computer (as always). He is affectionately know as the "Computer Troll" around the house because that is where he spends ALL his time.
I told him that he would have to get off of the PC for a few minutes so that I could check my favorite message boards and my email. He threw the usual fit, stomped off about 10 feet, then came back and sat next to me. This is his usual ploy when he is trying to annoy you so that you get off the PC in a hurry and he can get back on.

I just looked at him and said "I'm not even going to start until you back off and give me some privacy"
He snorted and said something along the lines of "You don't need privacy, I know all about it."
Now I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but I wasn't born yesterday either "All about what?"
"About you - I don't want to say anything in front of mom."
"There's nothing about me that Mom doesn't know bud, what is it you think you know?"

Well, turns out that he DOES know all about me! It seems that I failed to clear the history files on the PC one day. He went to type in an address in the explorer and what do ya know?! The darn thing helpfully gave him a list of places that I had visited, to include a site I would not have wanted him to see called ""
Opps . . .
So now my oldest is well aware that his Dad is a cross dresser and he couldn't care less. To be honest, it kind of annoys me that he has no questions what so ever. Not even the usual "are you gay" and "do you want to have an operation" questions. Sort of wish I could at least get the chance to explain to him what I am and how I got here, but he is not yet interested and I sure as hell don't want to push. . .